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NO! I'm a kidder... WHICH MEANS I'LL GET YOU PREGNANT...
NO! I joke a lot... First I'll make you laugh, then I'll make you cum... MANY times.
I'm looking for the REAL DEAL, but I'm not against just having some fun.
I am a firm believer (pun definitely intended) in every woman's right to many orgasms. I have toys, if I'm not personally up to the task (though that IS a rarity).
I'm willing to travel, say, an hour drive away. Any more than that, and you damn sure ought to make sure it's worth it! (Just sayin')
I didn't think it through, but my username isn't intended to be something pervy. It comes from the Merle Haggard song "Mama Tried", as in "Mama tried, Rob". It's meant as a tribute to my mother, to say that she did her best to raise me right. I'm the one responsible for my mistakes.
To me, a post-operation transgender IS a woman. I would be okay with a pre-op IF she were convincing. Like, if I watch a video that is a tranny and a born-woman, and while their clothes are still on, I try to guess which one is the tranny, and I guess wrong, THAT'S the tranny I want. No obviously falsetto voice, no masculine facial features (a 5 o'clock shadow does tend to give you away), and I definitely require boobs (size doesn't matter, so long as they ARE boobs). The term I've heard used is Trap Tranny, but you needn't hide the truth from me.